Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Time for Lil Johnny

Thanks Andrea for sharing this one.
Please read on :

Little Johnny's at it again..... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said,
"Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied,
"NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"

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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police
station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most
wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked
if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman.
"The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Johnny asked,
"Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ?"

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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his
father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's
legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are
you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I
have to make sure that t hey are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ."


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4 comments:

lee said...

hahahahaha pilyong bata

pmonchet said...

oo nga lee, bilib din naman ako sa iyo. Nakaka type ka pa ha! get well soon.

lee said...

hahaha isa lang naman yung nakomang pero yung mga fingers ko di nadamay ahahaha.
aktuly nagbrownout sa flat then need ko gumamit ng stairs e ang dilim at the same time nagtext ang aking sistah very urgent at need to reply eh ang bruhang bumababa sa hagdan habang nagrereply ng text message eh naka 4 inches na shoes hahaha ayun pumilipit and paa natapilok at bumitin ang braso sa handle ng hagdan una pa mukha pagdausdos sa hagdan ayun ang kwento shhhhhhhh atin atin nalang hahaha.
sabi ng doki matatagalan kasi daw gurang nako para magpahinog ng napilipit na braso at paa, linsyak natanggap ko ng maluwag sa dibdib yung pagkahulog kot pagkabangas ng mukha with maga na bukongbukong at komang na braso pero till now sariwa parin sa ala ala ko yung sinabi na "your old and it takes time to heal" hahaha pakulam ko kaya?

pmonchet said...

Walandyo na rin talaga. hehehe. Atin lang ito eh dito mo nipost sa comment. hehehe. hindi bali ala naman nagbabasa ng blog ko. ikaw lang. anyway, hirap kapag kumati ang mga paligid ng katawan mo,hirap kamutin. Nung naatake ako ng frozen shoulder(katandaan din daw)tsaka naman kumati ang ang lintik ng likod ko.hehehe. hirap.Sisyteh mo pala may kasalanan eh.