EFFECTIVE HYPNOSIS

A woman comes home and tells her husband,
'Remember those headaches I've been having all these years?
Well, they're gone.'
'No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What happened?'
His wife replied, 'I was referred to a hypnotist who told me
to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat saying,
I do not have a headache
I do not have a headache
I do not have a headache
Well, it worked! The headaches are all gone.'
'That's wonderful' comments the husband.
His wife then says, 'You know, you haven't been exactly
a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few months, why don't
you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that ?'
Reluctantly, the husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the husband comes home,
rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into
the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says,
'Don't move, I'll be right back.'
He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes
later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his
wife like never before.
His wife says, 'WOW! - that was wonderful!'
Again the husband says, 'Don't move! I'll be right back.'
He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and . . .
. . round two was even a lot better. . so says the wife.
The wife sits up, her head is spinning
'OH MY GOD' she proclaims.
Her husband again says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'
With that, he goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him in the bathroom, saw
him standing at the mirror saying ....
She's Carla my mistress not my wife
She's Carla my mistress not my wife
She's Carla my mistress not my wife
She's Carla my mistress not my wife

His funeral service will be held Friday