Holy soap

kunting joke bago mag holy week -Salamat Classmate Abe sa pagpasa mo.




HOLY SOAP

Two priests are off to the showers late one night.

They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.

Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.
He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, while he is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way....
Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.

The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood.
Startled, he drops a bar of soap.
"Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser".

To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood.
Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.

Now the third nun decides to have a go.
She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens.
So she gives several more tugs, then yells....

"Holy Mary, Mother of God, HAND LOTION TOO!

Iblog7 A Success

Mommy Rubz al the way from Cagayan De Oro. May problema ang picture natin Mommy Ruby. hehehe

Iblog7, unang araw (April 1, 2011) na ginanap sa Malcolm Theater, UP College of Law, UP Diliman, Quezon City ay isa na namang malaking tagumpay.
Nasa oras ang lahat ayon sa schedule ng program dahil na rin sa magaling na paghandle nina Flowell Galindez at Atty. Michelle Dy (UP-ISP).
Salamat sa walang sawang pagtulong ni Mam Janette Torral, sa masisipag niyang staff, sa magagaling na speakers, at siempre sa mga mababait na sponsors tulad ng GMA7, TV5, Binalot at siempre sa Samsung. Sarap manalo sa pa contest nila.

At siempre nakilala ko ang mag asawang Ryan at Joan from Pangasinan and Ning Buning, a mom bloggger just like Mommy Rubz.

Masarap ang snack at Lunch at maraming pinaraffle na prizes

Marami na namang umuwing masaya hindi lamang sa mga napulot na kaalaman na matagumpay na naibahagi ng magagaling na speakers kundi dahil narin sa pagka-panalo sa raffle. Isa na ako duon. Tamang-tama ang pagka loyalist namin sa GMA 7 dahil sa nagwagi ako ng goody bag mula sa kanlia.

Sa naiwang tanong ni Mam Janette, Are we ready for a National Bloggers Association or Professional Bloggers Association?

Sa aking pananaw ay dapat nang simulan, upuan at pag usapan. Papano kung dumating ang time na wala na ang Iblog?

Sino pa ang magtuturo, gagabay at magmamalasakit sa darating pang mga Blogger.

Kung sila mga ay mayroong samahan,

PHILIPPINE INTERNATIONAL HAIRDRESSER ASSOCIATION (PIHAGROUP)

nararapat lamang na mag karoon din ang mga bloggers.